Elon’s busy building the Roman Empire in his nursery, Jerome's deadlifting instead of cutting rates, and brokers in 1925 Italy responded to regulation by going full WWE. Markets are wild - but they always have been.

First came the fake tweet. Then the denial. Then the real news. In between? Trillions moved, short sellers panicked, and the market posted one of its most dramatic rebounds since the Second World War.

Tariffs, tantrums, and $6 trillion in vanishing value—what better time for the first-ever Capital Call? On this so-called “Liberation Day,” investors were liberated mostly from their gains. Quinn and Drew, managers of the Woodworth Contrarian Fund, unpack policy chaos, circuit breakers, and why Kohl’s might just be the thrift store Picasso—buried under junk, but worth a second look.